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If A.J. Burnett and Dennis The Menace didn't come out of the same twat, then Prick Cabin must be an imaginary destination for fags, because these two cocksuckers look like Frick & Fuckin Frack! Nice fuckin haircuts, losers! I'd plant geraniums in my pubes, and jam citronella candles up my ass to prevent mosquito bites, before I'd ever tell the barber to make me look like these fucks! I'm not kidding, folks, these two ass-clowns probably need owners manuals just to learn how to use their pencil-sized peckers! Then again, what the fuck do I know? I'm the same jerk that struts around town with a pair of Bushnell binoculars tied to my fuckin beanbag! I'm weighed down here at the Cabin! I'm in the middle of Sherwood Fuckin Forest, and I can't even find the nearest Carvel! I've had enough of this crap! I rather smell Porky Fuckin Pig's orthotics, than hang out with these cocksuckin animals! Later, twins!

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Woah!!! Roger "I Have A Shriveled Rocket In My Pocket" Clemens and Chaz "It's Pat!" Bono must have been separated at birth, because these two jerkoffs even make Mary-Kate and Ashley blush! I may not have eyes in the back of my prick, but these clowns are fuckin identical!

Roger's perjury trial is finally underway today in Washington D.C., as the 354-game winner is charged with six felony counts, including perjury, false statements and obstruction of Congress, which carry a maximum sentence of up to 30 years in prison and a $1.5 million fine! However, even if the Rocket is found guilty on all charges, it's highly unlikely he'd serve anywhere near that amount of time due to his lack of a criminal record. I think I trust Roger Fuckin Rabbit more than this fuckin juice monkey! Sionara!

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How about ESPN's Jeremy Schapp and disgraced ex-congressman, Anthony "Take A Look At My" Weiner!?! Were these two freaks separated at birth or what?! Woah! These two pricks make Julius and Vincent Benedict blush!!! If I was a betting man, then I'd have to put all my dough on Weiner when it comes to banging chicks. I'm not so sure Schapp has had sex before, and I have a feeling he's about as straight as Prick Cabin punching-bag, Lance "Bend Me Over & Stick It Up My" Bass!

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Check out these Tuesday Twins! Dirk Nowitzki and actor, Barry Pepper!!! Woah! Were these guys separated at birth or what?! Sweet haircuts, dickheads! Who's the lucky barber? Richard Simmons!?! Got lice?!?!

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In honor of the NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs starting today, I figured I'd dig up a little picture of Blackhawks center Michael Frolik, and his twin brother Ashton Kutcher!!!! Woah! Were these two pricks separated at birth or what!?! What is it with the city of Chicago, and their professional athletes trying to look like Demi Moore's man-meat!?!? I thought Kyle Korver was enough, but I guess I was wrong! The fact of the fuckin matter is this, folks. Frolik and Korver aren't even fans of Striptease, they prefer G.I. Jane instead!!!!

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A.J. Burnett thinks he's Kid Rock, while the Lopez Twins look like their favorite cartoon characters from The Simpsons! How do you like that, folks! Twins abound on a brisk Tuesday at Prick Cabin! Get fuckin focused! While you pricks are out watching Diary Of A Wimpy Kid, I'm corking my baseball bats with jizz! Its Opening Day this week, and PMAC is ready to talk baseball!

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How about these two pricks, huh? Houston Rockets guard, Aaron Brooks, and Chris Rock look like fuckin twins! Well, I'll be dipped in twat! Are these guys long-lost brothers or something? Unbelievable!