TWINS!

In honor of the NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs starting today, I figured I'd dig up a little picture of Blackhawks center Michael Frolik, and his twin brother Ashton Kutcher!!!! Woah! Were these two pricks separated at birth or what!?! What is it with the city of Chicago, and their professional athletes trying to look like Demi Moore's man-meat!?!? I thought Kyle Korver was enough, but I guess I was wrong! The fact of the fuckin matter is this, folks. Frolik and Korver aren't even fans of Striptease, they prefer G.I. Jane instead!!!!