Quote Of The Day!

"When you run out of balls you run out of balls. Yes, I shook my player's partners hands & signed my card with the rules official. I love the fans here in Australia. They've been great. I've never played well here. I tried too hard and it backfired. ... But I do love the people here and this beautiful country." - John Daly*

Never a dull moment for America's favorite golfer! John Daly hit seven balls into the water on the 11th hole and stormed off the golf course at the Australian Open! Cya later, pricks! "Once I saw two go in, I think the effort went down pretty fast," Hunter Mahan said. "It doesn't do anyone any good for John to do what he did. It's unfortunate, J.D. is a pleasant guy."

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"We think that there's a great offer on the table and what we told the players is it's getting late, the only rational thing to do is for us to make that deal because given what's going on in our business and our industry, it'll get worse from there." - David Stern*
 

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Kobe stands up and goes face-to-face with me and says, "You always said you're my big brother, you'd do anything for me, and then this Colorado thing happens and you never even called me." I did call him. ... So here we are now, and we find out he really was hurt that we didn't stand behind him. That was something new. I didn't think he gave a rat's ass about us either way. "Well, I thought you'd publicly support me, at least," Kobe said. "You're supposed to be my friend."

Brian Shaw chimed in with "Kobe, why would you think that? Shaq had all these parties and you never showed up for any of them. We invited you to dinner on the road and you didn't come. Shaq invited you to his wedding and you weren't there. Then you got married and didn't invite any of us. And now you are in the middle of this problem, this sensitive situation, and now you want all of us to step up for you. We don't even know you." ... Everyone was starting to calm down when I told Kobe, "If you ever say anything like what you said to Jim Gray ever again, I will kill you."

Kobe shrugged and said, "Whatever."

Uhhh, pricks? Little help here??? This is even too much for Uncle PMAC to handle, and this is some juice that I didn't think could wait another minute. Prick Cabin received this scoop from our friends at Deadspin.com, and I'm just disgusted with the whole fuckin thing. I have talked to Shaq face-to-face down at the Atlantis in the Bahamas. Honestly? I'm ashamed.

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"That fight will never, ever happen. Ever, ever happen because of Mayweather. When Mayweather talks about how he hates Top Rank he's talking bullshit. What Mayweather hates is Manny's right hand. Mayweather has no chin and Manny will knock him out. Pacquiao and Mayweather is a three or four-round fight. Period. And who knows that best? Mayweather. The one thing Mayweather has had throughout his career is he knows boxing. He understands boxing and Mayweather can not compete with Manny. It's the right hand of Manny that is preventing that fight from happening. If Manny agreed just to jab with the right hand the fight would be made in 30 seconds." - Bob Arum

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"To me, baseball is better with tradition, baseball is better with history, baseball is better with fans who care, baseball is better in ballparks like this, baseball is better during the day. And baseball is, best of all, when you win. I firmly believe that we can preserve the things that make the Cubs so special and over time build a consistent winner, a team that will be playing baseball in October consistently and a team that will ultimately win the World Series." - Theo Epstein*

From your lips to the Rooftops ears, Theo! The Cabin supports the Chicago Cubs, and Uncle PMAC can only hope Wrigley will be buzzing for summers to come.

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"Well, I think I would have had a couple of rings, I'm telling you, those teams were loaded. There's no question about it. But things happen for a reason. Obviously, Norv Turner has done a great job there, and A.J. (Smith) and everybody. That's a great franchise, and he's probably the best guy for the job at that time." - Rex Ryan*

"I hadn't seen his quote and I was a little bit surprised by the call, and after I saw the quote I didn't have the chance to ask him this, but I was wondering if he had those rings with the ones he's guaranteed the last couple of years." - Norv Turner*

The Cabin will offer up a big Jets-Chargers prediction tomorrow on a Football Friday, so stay tuned, folks, as the two teams square off at 1PM on Sunday at Metlife Stadium. Uncle PMAC will have a lot to say, but then again, what the fuck do I know? I have such a piping hot prick that I need to jerk off with a trivet! I should be banging broads at Williams-Fuckin-Sonoma all day! Hey, Ms. Smith? Do you need an all-clad sauce pan? How about you blow me first!

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"I can understand the name of a Tiger Woods and his history of what he's done on the golf course, but I pick the guys who I think are ready to get in there and play and have performed to the highest levels leading up to it. I just don't think he's swinging the golf club the way he used to when he won all those major championships. He's a different player out there nowadays. He even looks tied up. He looks more confined. I know what it takes to have freedom in a golf swing and I just don't think he's technically in the right position to do what he used to do." - Greg Norman*

"I have no problem with Greg. He can say whatever he wants, but I'm not really into that. I play golf with my clubs. Robert Allenby is his pick, and Aaron Baddeley, and they're Australians and I think they're great picks. But I think I can sit here and say Robert Allenby hasn't won a tournament in 10 years. The truth is, Tiger Woods is the greatest or the second-greatest player to ever play, and he's going to be down in Australia, and I hope he plays up to his capabilities, but I think Tiger is used to getting picked on, and it's irrelevant to me." - Fred Couples*

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"There's too much drama. I have been thinking about a lot of things. I don't know if I want to be part of this drama for next year." - David Ortiz*

Good luck finding work, Big Sloppy, because I highly doubt you'll have many suitors. Who the fuck does this guy think he's kidding? Ortiz smells worse than Amy from the acclaimed motion-picture, CONGO!!!

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"Defensively, we stink. We can't stop the run, we can't stop the pass. We stop the pass, then we can't stop the run. We're just all over the place. We're not playing good. We're not disciplined. We're not into our gaps. We're not physical. I don't know how many yards that kid had. He probably didn't even have 10 carries." - Brian Urlacher*

                            The Cabin strikes again with another MASTERLOCK!!!!

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"That was a mistake, it surely was. For Holmes, as a captain, to go outside, to the media, and start pointing fingers. . . . I mean, he's right about the ball getting out late to him [on Sanchez's third-quarter interception], and he's right about the offensive line, but that can create a problem in the locker room. . . . That divisiveness can bury a team. They've got to correct that right away." - Joe Namath*

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"Maybe the official saw something (different from) what I did. I'd like the league to go back and look at that and give an explanation, because it was a big play in the game. The momentum is on our side, and it comes back. That definitely hurts our team momentum-wise. I've been playing this game a long time and ... I don't know. I'd like to hear the explanation from the league and really understand why they would call something like that. (The official who called it) never gave me any explanation at all. We pay their salary and can't get an explanation. I'd like to see the explanation when they do get graded. They should be held accountable, as well. They get paid a lot of money. They go around and hang out and do whatever they do before the game. Fly for free and do all kinds of shit for free. Very disappointing, disheartening. I don't know what else to say." - Jeremy Shockey*

Bingo! Atta girl, Jeremy! Tell that fuck Goodell how it is! This is pathetic! This is like a bad scene out of The Babysitter's Club!

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"I spoke to Tiger about it. There's no hard feelings at all. We had a great conversation. He just did what he did. I liked Joe. I still do. But you've got to make decisions and you can't get mad at him for the decisions he made. He got offered a job so he took it. You can't blame the guy. If he wants to go and caddie for him, it's fine by me." - Dustin Johnson*

Well, Dustin, you're a better prick than I, because I would've kicked my caddie's ass inside out like Eve Fuckin Six, and called it a love story! Who does this prick think he is?! Stevie Williams?! Tiger can't go around stealing other golfers' caddies! Enough is enough! You want me on that bag, you fuckin need me on that bag!!!! Did you order the code Prick!?! DID YOU!?! You're Goddamn right I did!!!!!! Uncle PMAC just got in a major hassle at the bank, so I bitched out the drive-thru tellers, and left the cocksuckin canister you send to them via the carrier on the motherfuckin ground! Pick it up, jerkoffs!!!!!! I don't have all day!!! I have a paper airplane to catch!

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“That won’t happen, so you can get all the second-guessing out early. Whether we’re going to win it or not win it, Verlander will pitch Game 1 and Game 5. All the second-guessers can come out and say that I should pitch him in the fourth game if we’re behind. That’s not going to happen. I’ll leave it at that. Let all the people have fun with that all they want. Right now, I’m going to relax and get my team ready to play, but I can assure you that Verlander isn’t going to pitch on three days' rest in the divisional series." - Jim Leyland

Thanks for the update, Jim. Who the fuck do you think Justin Verlander is?! Johnny Fuckin Mnemonic?!?!

Quote Of The Day!

"Absolutely. I want to get a chance to put my helmet on whatever's hurt. Romo's ribs -- I'm going to be asking for some corner blitzes. If I know Felix Jones' shoulder's hurt, I'm not going to cut him. I'm definitely going to try to hit him up high, so that's just part of it. If you know something's wrong with an opponent, you're going to try to target in on that. We're going to try to definitely get as many hats on that team as possible."

The 1-1 Cowboys take on the 2-0 Redskins this Monday Night on the Worldwide Loser In Sports - ESPN! DeAngelo Hall isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer for disclosing this information, folks, but what the fuck do I know, though? I'm like the fuckin Jonas Salk of pricks! Put that in your iced-blumpkin latte and sip it!

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“You know I have a thing for Sarah Palin, I do. I think she’s hot! I wouldn’t vote for her, but she is hot now. I’m talking both. I’ve always said, ‘I’ve got a crush on Sarah Palin.’ I would never vote for her. I always vote democratic because I think you have a better chance of helping poor people if you vote democratic. But, I’ve always had a thing for Sarah Palin. When I read that… Glen Rice is my new hero! He’s my new hero. You know she just moved in my neighborhood and I haven’t had a chance to meet her. I stay in Philadelphia in the summer, and I go back to Arizona when it starts getting cold. That cold is creeping up on me. I’m talking 50 or 60 degrees. So, I’m heading back to Arizona soon and I look forward to meeting Sarah Palin. Hey listen if that story is true, more power to Glen Rice.” - Charles Barkley*

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"We know we're a better team than the Washington Redskins. If we played them one hundred times, they might win five." - Antrel Rolle*

Oh really, Antrel? Talk is cheap, prick. Play the fuckin game, and zip your fuckin pussylips! Speaking of vaginas, I like my pussy the way I like my fax machine - if it ain't broke, don't fix it!

Quote Of The Day!

“I’m not going to change up my game for no corner. I’m not the type of guy to single anybody out. No DB, no nothing like that. Against these guys, you’ve got to make a play on them. You’ve got to come with your A game when you face a defense like this. … It’s going to be great.” - Dez Bryant*

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"I've been an assistant coach of the year in pro football and in college football, so apparently I'm pretty good. No one else believes it, but they all will after this game." - Rob Ryan*

I like it, Rob!!!!Tell that fat brother of yours he's in for a fuckin treat come Sunday night on NBC!!! Welcome back to the fuckin Cabin, folks! Uncle PMAC was busy ordering hookers on Monday night, and I needed one more day of rest yesterday before I stick it out for the long haul! Next stop!? Thanksgiving! Stay tuned for a lot of juice from Prick Cabin, and a fresh 2011 NFL Preview! Don't take my word for it though! I'm the same fuckin kid who would lose a molar, and find a bag of grass under my fuckin pillow the next morning! I'll make Wilt Chamberlain look like Tim Fuckin Tebow!!!

Quote Of The Day!

"I always enjoy competing in my home state, and this tournament fits my schedule perfectly. I'm looking forward to seeing some old friends. One of my goals this year was to participate in a tournament I hadn't played before. And now I will. It's been a long time between the PGA and Frys, and I'll be anxious to compete." - Tiger Woods*

Tiger Woods plans on playing in the 2011 Frys.com Open in California, come the first week of October, and he's looking forward to seeing some old friends? Hmmm, last time I checked, Tiger is friends with plenty of classy broads in Silicon Valley, so he's clearly ready to bang bitches left and fuckin right! Get in the hole, Tiger!!!! SIT! Bite! Loosen up, and get laid for once!

Quote Of The Day!

"They met us in the Eastern Conference finals, and they were one player away from making it a very, very, very tough series. Derrick Rose is evolving into a phenomenal player. You could look and see they're one player away from being there every year." - Dwyane Wade*