Who Gives A Shit Moment Of The Week!

How much more attention will the U.S. Women's soccer team get for losing the fuckin World Cup?! Seriously? These dykes don't even give a shit that they lost, so why the fuck should we be showering them with all the attention in the world!?! America has turned into a giant episode of Ellen for goodness sakes! When is enough, enough!?! I rather play paddycake with Edward Fuckin Scissorhands, than praise these silver medal snatch-eaters! The rugmunchers choked on their own pubic hairs, and here's ESPN sucking their twats, until their respective clits run dry! Who knew Japan even let women participate in sports?!?! Where have I been? Who the fuck told them about Title IX?! What people don't know, is that those are actually the only females in the entire island-fuckin-nation of Japan! LeFag James sending out tweets congratulating the U.S. women on being a runner-up squad!?! What a fuckin coincidence!!! Geez, Louise, give me a fuckin break already! I guess that's like me getting caught strolling into Satin & Lace, while my buddy's mother is heading into fuckin Stop & Shop! What the fuck do I know, though?! I'm Uncle PMAC, not Captain Fuckin America! Sionara sluts!

Who Gives A Shit Moment Of The Week!

The day I clap my hands or waste a second of my time watching or caring about U.S. women's soccer, will be the same fuckin day I have an orgy with LeFag James, Chris Bosh, Kirstie Alley, and Rosie O'Donnell! Big fuckin deal! You losers won on fuckin penalty kicks! Dollars to fuckin doughnuts these sluts were always the last pick at recess!!! Go get a fuckin dollhouse or stick a Barbie up your fuckin box! If I want to watch a bunch of fuckin rugmunchers run around and get all sweaty, then I'll just pop in a nice lesbian porno! I don't need to pretend I give a shit about a bunch of bull-dykes who think the world of sports revolves around them and their fuckin buzzcuts! I'll have a slumber party with Mocha Fuckin Joe, before I get excited over such meaningless hogwash! Hope Solo? That's what I named my fuckin prick the other day! I rather slip my sausage in the exhaust pipe of my car, than waste any more fuckin time on this, and I swear on my cocksuckin Cabin I'm not kidding.