Quote Of The Day!

"Absolutely. I want to get a chance to put my helmet on whatever's hurt. Romo's ribs -- I'm going to be asking for some corner blitzes. If I know Felix Jones' shoulder's hurt, I'm not going to cut him. I'm definitely going to try to hit him up high, so that's just part of it. If you know something's wrong with an opponent, you're going to try to target in on that. We're going to try to definitely get as many hats on that team as possible."

The 1-1 Cowboys take on the 2-0 Redskins this Monday Night on the Worldwide Loser In Sports - ESPN! DeAngelo Hall isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer for disclosing this information, folks, but what the fuck do I know, though? I'm like the fuckin Jonas Salk of pricks! Put that in your iced-blumpkin latte and sip it!