TWINS!

How about ESPN's Jeremy Schapp and disgraced ex-congressman, Anthony "Take A Look At My" Weiner!?! Were these two freaks separated at birth or what?! Woah! These two pricks make Julius and Vincent Benedict blush!!! If I was a betting man, then I'd have to put all my dough on Weiner when it comes to banging chicks. I'm not so sure Schapp has had sex before, and I have a feeling he's about as straight as Prick Cabin punching-bag, Lance "Bend Me Over & Stick It Up My" Bass!