TWINS!

A.J. Burnett thinks he's Kid Rock, while the Lopez Twins look like their favorite cartoon characters from The Simpsons! How do you like that, folks! Twins abound on a brisk Tuesday at Prick Cabin! Get fuckin focused! While you pricks are out watching Diary Of A Wimpy Kid, I'm corking my baseball bats with jizz! Its Opening Day this week, and PMAC is ready to talk baseball!