Loser Du Jour!

In the category of you can't make these fuckin losers up, Lebron James' mom, Gloria, was arrested early Thursday morning at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami for assaulting a parking attendant!!! Apparently Delonte West's booty call was stinking drunk, and annoyed at how long it was taking the staff to get her car! Can you believe this bitch?!?! I heard Lebron actually still sits in the car-seat when he rides with his ugly mother!!! Seriously, the only person more stale than Gloria is probably her son or Delonte! Where did this shemale think she was driving, being piss-drunk anyway?!?! Perhaps she was planning on meeting up with Eric Spoelstra for a quickie at the local fuckin Waffle House!?! Get a fuckin life, Gloria! You're nothing but a stone-cold LOSER! You know what they say, right, folks? Like mother like son!!!! Dollars to doughnuts, Gloria has a bigger pecker than Lebron does!!! Honestly? I rather bang Rupaul than Gloria James!!! You can put it on the boardddddddddddddd - YES!