Thursday, April 7, 2011

Quote Of The Day!

"For everybody listening out there [TV audience], you think I'm being unreasonable? It's the FIRST WEEK OF THE SEASON. I don't understand this. Are you going to tell me Yadier doesn't drive in big runs? Are you going to tell me Albert can't hit? Are you going to tell me the second baseman and shortstops haven't hit? David Freese? You don't think he's going to hit? You think Matt's going to hit? You think Colby's going to hit? You think Berkman's going to hit? The answer is 'no' to all those things?' Did you [interrogators] accomplish your goal? Three, four times, you ask so I get excited and get upset? That's not fair. It really isn't." - Tony LaRussa*

Woah! Slow your fuckin canoe, Tony! Seriously, it's like someone stuck the Gateway Arch up your pale little tush! What do you expect when you drop two out of three to the fuckin Pirates at Busch?!?! If you can't take the heat, then get the fuck out of the bakery, boy!!! In the words of the great TLC, 'Don't go chasing pricks and balls, just stick to the tiny needledicks that you're used to!"