Red Sox Remain Winless!

I know it's early, but I'm sure most of baseball has to be surprised that the Vegas oddsmaker's favorite,  Boston Red Sox, are 0-4 on the young season. The Bosox dropped their fourth in a row last night to the putrid Cleveland Indians, 3-1, and Josh Beckett continues to be as pedestrian as a fuckin Hoveround! What's in the chowder, Francona? Cock and balls?!?! Boston has two more games in Cleveland, before they head back to New England for their home opener Friday night against the New York Yankees.