Loser Du Jour!

New York Yankees setup man, Rafael Soriano, blew a 4-0 lead last night in the 8th inning, costing his team the game, while giftwrapping a much-needed win in the Bronx for the Minnesota Twins. In 2/3 of an inning, Rafael "I Suck On Bananas Like A Dick" Soriano walked three batters, gave up one hit, and surrendered four fuckin runs!!! How bad can you get, you fuckin loser!!!!! This fuckin bum has the worst body language in all of baseball, and there is no chance he lasts on the Yankees' roster past this season. Thank God this overrated creep has an opt-out clause after each year in his contract, because it's only a matter of time before the New York media and Yankees fans run this fuckin jerkoff out of town. I rather have Roger Fuckin Dorn setting up for Mariano Rivera, than this fragile, mental-midget piece of shit!!! The guy sucks!!!! Get a fuckin clue, Rafael! Stop wacking off to pictures of Shredder and Splinter, and throw fuckin strikes!!! To make matters worse, the fuckin idiot refused to speak to reporters following the game!!!! You can't make it up, folks! Rafael Soriano will get eaten alive in the Big Apple, and I plan on enjoying every cocksuckin second of it!!! Some players simply can't cut it under the bright lights, and Soriano is one of those players, folks...