Who Gives A Shit Moment Of The Week!

Woof! Woof! Woof!!! The Texas A & M Rosie O'Donnell Aggies defeated the pigs from South Bend last night, 76-70, to win the NCAA Women's National Title, and guess what, folks?!?! Nobody fuckin cares!!! Hit the showers, bitches, and don't forget to use soap this time!!! All of you have what I like to call the "Zactleys," which means your twats all smell exactly like Trey Wingo's two-hole!!! Wow! How disgusting is that!!! I rather suck off Pepe Le Fuckin Pew, than waste any more time on this fuckin trash! Where's Oscar the Grouch when you need him!?! Seriously, even that prick won't piss away precious seconds discussing these sports-bra-wearing-freaks!!! Sorry, losers, but PMAC Crack Fuckin Corn, and I don't care!!! I honestly rather hang out with that jerkoff from the Just For Men commercial who jumps out of his apartment window on to the roof of a moving box truck, then leaps off the truck into a fuckin convenience store just to buy some hair-coloring and milk, for himself and slut neighbor!!! Amazing! The guy has nothing in his refrigerator but an already open bottle of beer, and some fuckin mustard, and he's scared to open the door because his hair is gray?!?! How the fuck do you leave your house when the horny blonde neighbor is waiting for you at your front fuckin door!!!! You get your ass out there, and you bang that fuckin broad!!!!!