Andy Pettitte Retires...

Prick Cabin would briefly like to salute Andy Pettitte, #46, for a stellar career in Yankees pinstripes. The 38-year-old southpaw is retiring from the game of baseball this morning, and the fans will miss him dearly. A career 240-138 lifetime record in the regular season, to go along with a MLB record 19 postseason victories, Dandy Andy will walk away with 5 World Series rings, and 6 Playoff series clinching wins. Pettitte was a 22nd-round pick in 1990, and made his MLB debut in 1995. The following season he went 21-8, and finished second in the AL CY-Young voting. Andy is third All-Time in wins (203) as a Yankees pitcher, behind Whitey Ford (236) and Red Ruffing (231). This Zima is for you, Andrew Eugene Pettitte. Prick Cabin thanks you....