Mark Cuban Interested In Buying NY Mets?

“If they want to sit down and sell me on it, I can be a willing buyer and a willing customer. But I’m not going to be a bidder on anything. If someone sees me as a potential owner, I’ll take their call and discuss a deal. I’m not going to get into a bidding situation ever again…Obviously, I feel like I’d be a good team owner in baseball, but I’m not going to go through the same process I did with the Rangers and the Cubs...Like I said, I’m not going to be making any phone calls, but I’ll answer the phone.” - Mark Cuban*

Honestly? I respect Mark Cuban, but what the fuck would ever make him want to purchase the Mets? I rather work for Bozo The Cocksuckin Clown, than ever waste a minute of my precious time on the New York Debts! Seriously! Lock me in a fuckin closet with that loser Guy Fieri, and play re-runs of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dicks, if I ever even step foot in fuckin Flushing! Who gives a fuck about the Mets, anyway? I rather stick Ring-Dings up my fuckin fanny, and pretend I had an accident in my underpants, than be involved with this worthless fuckin franchise!!! I don't know how else to discuss this organization, folks. I apologize, I really do. Who knows? Perhaps I should give Mo'Nique a call, so she can suffocate me with her sweaty, stinky snatch instead!!! What the fuck! I'll go to the nearest Golden Corral, so I can jizz all over the fuckin buffet table!!!! I don't give a fuckin cocksuckin fuck! Sit, Mets! Sit!!!!!!