Saturday, January 22, 2011

Saturday College Hoops Juice!

What the fuck is Doris "The Clitoris" Burke doing calling the Villanova-Syracuse game today? The crowd at Prick Cabin is getting rather restless, as the mute button on the remote control no longer works!!! Sorry, folks, you're all going to have to find some fuckin earplugs! I apologize, but it's absolutely outrageous that this stale bitch gets to work this game! Someone stop the insanity!!!! Step up and deliver, Uncle PMAC!!! Let's do it on a frigid Saturday in January! Who's hungry? Who's horny? Let's LOCK IT UP!!!!!!

#8 UCONN hosts Bruce Pearl and the Tennessee Volunteers today at the XL Center in Hartford, as Pearl's 8-game SEC suspension is interupted for a day in New England. The Huskies will get caught with their tails between their legs against a very athletic, but inconsistent Tennessee team. I expect a spirited effort from the Vols this afternoon, and a no-doubt-about-it cover. Tennessee (+6.5) Is The Prick!

The second matchup of the day that I love is #12 Kentucky at South Carolina. The Gamecocks are 3-1 in the SEC, and sitting pretty atop the eastern division. Kentucky leads the SEC in basically every offensive category, and although they are more talented than Carolina, they are also a very young team trying to find their way on the road. I know the Wildcats are coming off a tough loss in Tuscaloosa, so they should be very focused for tonight's game in Columbia. However, I simply believe it's too many points against a quality opponent, in what should be a very loud atmosphere. The Gamecocks (+8) Is The Prick!

There you have it, folks! Have a great fuckin Saturday! Make some money! Drill some beers and have a bakesale! I'll invite over every slut I know! The Cabin will be filthy by dinnertime! Fish sandwiches all around!