Cam Newton Turns Pro!

War Cam Eagle is taking his act to Sunday afternoons, as the Heisman Trophy Winner has decided to dip his noodle in the NFL. This is a no-fuckin-brainer for Newton!!! The guy has probably banged the entire Auburn campus! Even the professors! Woahhh! What a fuckin sicko!!! Perhaps Cam Newton should give our old friend Akili Smith a call? We all remember how his career turned out, right? Hey, Cam, the CFL called....They want their MVP back! Newton is a NFL project, and who knows if he'll even wind up playing quarterback in the future? Regardless, I still think he's worth a 1st or 2nd round pick. Then again, what the fuck do I know? My new nickname is Dixie Normous!!!!