O.J. "Don't Call Me Hellmann's" Mayo Suspended!

Suspended?!?! David Stern, kick him off the tour!!! The NBA suspended Memphis Grizzlies guard, O.J. Mayo, 10 games for violating the league and union's anti-drug program with a positive test! Well done, O.J.! What's next on your agenda? Pretending your prick is an Edible Fuckin Arrangement?!?! I know mine is! I have a smorgasbord of pineapples and bananas in my pajama pants! What the fuck do I care, right?!? Some kids grew up with solar system mobiles above their racecar beds, but I didn't. I was raised with a baby mobile of tits, pussy,and ass dangling above my crib! I must've been the only fuckin toddler having wet dreams every night that weren't piss! Pass the fuckin mustard, Mayo, and take a seat in the corner! You're ass is in time out! Bring out the fuckin best!