Loser Du Jour!

Sit, Korie, sit!!! Korie Lucious has been kicked off the Michigan State basketball team by head coach Tom "Don't Call Me Jizzo" Izzo! Later, loser! Don't let the male cheerleaders suck your prick on the way out! According to Izzo, the junior guard displayed conduct detrimental to the team, and he had to be dismissed. What the fuck are you doing, Korie!?! You're on the fuckin Spartans, not the Western University Dolphins! This is East Fuckin Lansing! Home of the overrated losers!!! What does this jerkoff expect when he's skipping classes, and getting arrested for reckless driving! Get a clue, Lucious! The only reason you're not a fuckin virgin is because you were on the basketball team! Go find a fuckin pair of rollerskates, because your ass better be working at the local Sonic bright and early tomorrow, you loser! Now, get fuckin lost! My middle fuckin name is Conduct Detrimental!