Breaking News: Ochocinco No More!

I guess Ochocinco was fun while it lasted, but the mercurial wide receiver has now switched his name back to Chad "I Have The Real Magic" Johnson!!! Unbelievable! Memo to Chad - nobody cares, pal! According to Johnson, he has "done enough with this Ocho thing." No shit! I don't think there was a person on the planet who thought it was a good idea in the first fuckin place! I rather pretend my prick was a piece of looseleaf paper, and put a hole-puncher through it, than change my name to a fuckin number! Do us all a favor, and please just retire, Chad. I heard Lisa Turtle is single these days, perhaps you should give her a call!