Chowder Du Jour!

Prick Cabin is feeling quite embarrassed right now, as we've never properly given Kendra Wilkinson what she deserves - a nice hot bowl of lentil soup!!!! Goodness gracious, Kendra! Your box has the aroma of freshly cut daisies, and your fanny smells like homemade banana-nut bread! Delicious!!! Smother me, Kendra! Who needs Hank "Biscuit In The" Baskett when you have a prick like PMAC!?!?! I'll sip on your fotch and tonic all night long, baby!!! Do me a favor, and call me Detective Mike Lowrey while I'm plowing you doggystyle!!! I'm a bad fuckin boy, Kendra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who's hungry! Who's horny!