Bears Vs. Packers On Conference Championship Sunday!

The Chicago Bears and Green Bay Packers will face off today at Soldier Field, in what should be an unbelievable NFC Championship Game. The winner moves on to "Big-D," and the loser goes to Jerkoffville. Little known fact, the weather this time of year in J'Offville is similar to the weather on Saturn. In other words, it isn't fuckin pleasant. Well guess what? The weather in the Windy City today won't be too kind either, and the Monsters of the Midway absolutely love it. If the Bears want to win today, then Julius Peppers needs to have a signature fuckin game. There's just one problem, Prick Cabin still doesn't trust the Chicago Bears. A few weeks ago, the Cabin suggested that the Bears give their very best effort in their season finale at Green Bay in order to eliminate the Packers before they even got started. Unfortunately that didn't happen, and now the only team standing in between the Bears and a trip to Dallas are those very same prickly Packers. Aaron Rodgers has been on fire, and so has the Packers defense. I have a tough time picking against a couple of lockdown cornerbacks, and a freak linebacker such as Clay Matthews Jr. The Seahawks are about a thousand levels below the Packers when it comes to talent, and the Bears will realize that rather quickly this afternoon. I don't care what the spread says, the Bears are supposed to win this game! They were the #2 seed, they got the first-round bye, and the Packers are the #6 seed. Therefore, I don't want to hear Bears fans talking about shocking the world, or anything of the sort. Gimme a break! Don't feed me that bearshit! It stinks! Go out and win the game if you want some respect! I wasn't born yesterday, folks, and I know a good team when I see one. Go Pack Go! The Packers (-3.5)  Is The Prick!