FSU Takes Down #1 Duke!

The Blue Devils have blue fuckin balls, baby!!! #1 Duke was beaten 66-61 last night at Florida State, and they will not be #1 come Monday! Apparently Kyle Singler couldn't care less! "I just need to focus on remaining pale, and extremely ugly," crowed Singler. "I'm trying to hang out with Edward Cullen, and the rest of the crew." What the fuck is this prick talking about!?! Who the fuck brings up the Twilight Trilogy following a devastating upset in Tallahassee? Unbelievable! Duke hasn't had the best of luck in Seminole Country when they've been the nation's top ranked team, have they? It must be something in that Tallahassee Twat Water!!! Sike! It's really Tallahassee Clam Juice!!!!!!!! Sionara, Duke!