College Football Creep Of The Week!

Good morning on a 1/2 Off Thursday at Prick Cabin Tanning Salon! Take a look at this fuckin creep! Go back to Oregon, you freak!! I wish you were a fuckin wishing-well, so this way I could tie a bucket to you and sink your fuckin ass! If the staff at University of Phoenix Stadium had any brains, then you were forced to remain outside the building for the duration of the game! What the fuck are you wearing, pal? Do you think anybody is impressed? Nobody fuckin cares if you paint your body green and yellow! You're not a superfan, you're a SUPERFUCKINCREEP! How did it feel when you looked in the mirror after Oregon lost? Goodness fuckin gracious! I rather hang out at a fuckin Will & Grace pep rally, than be caught dead with this jerkoff! Take a fuckin shower, fuckface! Get lost, you creep!