Lucky Lunchbox!

Carla Maria has a snatch sandwich between her stems, and I'm gonna eat it all in one fuckin bite! I only cut my PB & J's into fours, but I'll pretend my prick is an oven-baked Quizno's sub, stick in Carla's slot, set it and forget it! I like my jackets the way I like my condoms - denim! I must be the only guy in the world who has YKK on his fuckin rubbers! Sit on it, Carla! This gal has Ms. Piggy written all over her face! Nice suspenders, baby! They'd look a lot better on my cabin floor!