Loser Du Jour!

Tiger "Horndog" Woods is this weekend's MVL - Most Valuable Loser! Congrats, Tiger! You carded three straight rounds in the 60's, took a four-stroke lead into Sunday, only to lose the tournament in a Playoff to Graeme McDowell! Bravo! The Chevron World Challenge was his to win, and he absolutely collapsed. Tiger missed a 15-foot birdie on the first playoff-hole, and McDowell captured the title in Thousand Oaks, California. For those of you who think Tiger is back? Do not even attempt to grow a brain!!! He isn't close to his championship form whatsofuckinever! Tiger doesn't blow leads on Sundays! The guy played like a vagina on wheels yesterday! Stop being a fuckin loser, Tiger! Sell the fuckin Scion!