Breaking News: Derek Jeter Contract Offer***

Whispers are bellowing out of the Prick Cabin chimney that Derek Jeter has been offered a 3-Year contract worth a reported $63 million, to resign with the Yankees. I happen to think this is an extremely fair offer for the future 1st-Ballot Hall-Of-Famer, and I gotta think the Captain isn't insulted by the money. The length of the contract, however, could be another story. The Hot Stove is beginning to simmer, and that means the juices will be flowing non-fuckin-stop!!!