King Felix Wins 2010 AL CY Young!

Congrats to Felix Hernandez on winning his first CY Young! The talented righty had it coming to him for a long fuckin time, and he wins the award in a year when he goes 13-12. That's how impressive Felix was. The only problem? He was pitching for the putrid Seattle Mariners! I score more fuckin runs in my underpants, than the M's score on the baseball field! No wonder why King Felix only won 13 fuckin games! The guy can't play hero every game! Who the fuck do you think this guy is? Billy Fuckin Chapel!?!?!?! Christ almighty! My fuckin mouth is more offensive than the Seattle Mariners lineup!