Loser Du Jour!

It's that time of year again, folks! Everybody's favorite NBA center is up to his old tricks again!!! Greg Oden will...........WAIT FOR IT.........MISS THE REMAINDER OF THIS SEASON! The fact of the matter is that Gregory "The Jolly Green Giant" Oden tripped over his own fuckin prick, and will now have to undergo season-ending microfracture surgery!!! What do you expect when you're constantly trying to lean over the lavatory to take dick pics of yourself! You're not that coordinated, Oden! Unfuckinbelievable! When is this freak going to learn? Kick your feet up, and watch another episode of How I Met Your Mother, you fuckin loser! Perhaps Oden should call it a career in the USA, and go play for Winabee! Learn the "Jimmy Dolan Shake & Bake," and make sure Saleh has enough space to manuever on the low block, you fuckin jackwagon! Hey, Greg! Sam Bowie called, he wants his tampon back!