What has two thumbs and a prick the size of Mt. Everest?!? This fuckin guy!!!!! It's another Football Friday at the Cabin, and I'm ready to cut loose like that cocksucker Kevin Bacon! Forgive me for the delay, but I've been engaged in an incredibly high stakes game of marbles all fuckin morning! Tis the calm before the storm this weekend in the world of College Football, because #1 LSU and #2 Alabama are both on their bye weeks, as they are both preparing for the game of the year next Saturday night in Tuscaloosa, and Prick Cabin will be there! This time next Friday, Uncle PMAC and my staff will be boarding a flight to Birmingham for specific on-site analysis of the Armageddon game of the decade! However, we do have some work to do in the meantime, and that started last night when I went a disappointing 1-1 with my Fresh Nova-Scotia LOX! The up and coming Virginia Cavaliers stuck it to Miami, but the Houston Cougars drilled Rice, 73-34, behind 9 touchdown passes by Case Keenum!!! 9!!!!! What's in the water down there in the Lone Star State?!?! I thought those pricks from Border Wars were cleaning up the Rio Grande?! Is that fuckin state regulation size or what?!?! Unbelievable! I was in my indoor Endless Pool this morning catching a quick blowjob before I left for the office, when I said to myself, 'How the fuck have I not provided the unwashed masses with a real Nova-Scotia Lox Friday yet? Why do I keep on fibbing to the public about my Cabin Conversations?' I'm not kidding around anymore, folks, it made me upset! I want you to stay tuned for guaranteed juice! An incredible 1-on-1 sitdown with Cardinals manager, Tony LaRussa! Great tits and ass! Sluts! Pigs! Pricks! Oh my!?!?! I'm beyond excited to get down to business on a very crisp Autumn day from your favorite establishment - Prick Cabin! TGIPCFF!!! Hey, Uncle PMAC! Barbie called! She wants her diaphragms back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
