Progress In NBA Meetings!

My cock may look like it belongs on Ripley's Believe It Or Not, but the NBA owners and players union have made some progress following lengthy meetings that lasted into the wee hours of early this morning. Apparently David Stern and Billy Hunter were sharing the same Coleman sleeping bag, while Adam Silver and Derek Fisher were caught red-handed with their pricks in each other's respective cookie jars!!! How gross is that?! Since when did these fuckin meetings start to resemble something out of a bad Entenmann's commercial!?! Save some fuckin crumbcake for me, you fuckin shmucks! Less than a week after perhaps the low moment of the lockout, when talks broke down last Thursday with some nasty talk afterward, the process seems back on track, but I still do not expect to see any NBA action before Valentine's Day. Then again, who the fuck am I? Michael Bolton? I don't know shit! I don't even know what day it is! I just crawled out of my crib a little while ago, and caught a taxi to the nearest pawn shop, so I could get rid of this golden fuckin pacifier that's stuck up rump!