Prick Cabin Monday Night Football MASTERLOCK!

Good afternoon from a steamy Cabin on a very unseasonably warm day in the TriState!!!!! Knock Knock - Who's there? Prick Cabin MNF Masterlock! Prick Cabin MNF Masterlock, who?! Prick Cabin MNF Masterlock up your fuckin ass until you cash in on the cocksuckin 4-0 Detroit Lions for the first time since 1980 covering +5 tonight!!!!!!!!!!! In the latest statistics available, Detroit is once again the proud owner of the title of "Most Violent City In America!" Let's be honest, folks, the Bears are going to more preoccupied with guarding the team bus, than playing fuckin football tonight! The early season darlings of the NFL have been the Lions from the Motor City, and they will host their NFC North rival, Chicago Bears, in what should be a very exciting evening in Motown. I'm not kidding folks, I just heard that Kid Rock is actually lining Ford Field with his fuckin jizz as we speak!!!! What a fuckin pig! The Cabin will be full of sluts tonight, folks, because I'm throwing a real fuckin shindig! I'll tell you one guy who won't be invited, and that's Hank Williams Jr.!!!!! Sorry, loser!!!! You and your rowdy friends can all go fuck themselves! Tickets for tonight at the Cabin are selling like fuckin hot cakes on StubHub this afternoon, but don't take my word for it! I only scored a 2 out of 50 on the Wonderlic test! Lock up the Lions at +5, and throw away the cocksuckin key!!!!! La-la-la-la-la-la-LOCK IT UP!!!!!!!!!! Lions +5 Is The Prick!