Breaking News: Red Sox & Francona Part Ways!

WOW! In a stunning development up I95, the Boston Red Sox and World Series manager, Terry Francona, have decided to go their separate ways! This is incredible, folks. Francona led Boston to World Series titles in 2004 & 2007, and will now be looking for a manager job elsewhere after eight seasons in Beantown with Theo Epstein. I guess a 7-20 September and second consecutive year missing the postseason was the straw that broke Camel Joe's back! Prick Cabin predicts Tito will be packing his bags for Chicago either way, but it's just a matter of what side of town he'll hang his hat in...