Morning Tush!

Did anyone else wake up with a raging hard-on this morning? I know I did!!! Where has Jessica-Jane Clement been all my life?! I'd let this broad squirt in my cereal on a daily fuckin basis, and then I'd paste her tush with my oatmeal! This isn't Elmer's glue, honey! This is Uncle PMAC's fanny-spread! If Jessica-Jane was lost at sea, then I'd let her use my cock as a flotation device! I got your life-jacket right here, bitch!!! I'll give her a Twisted Tea right in the twat! Bingo fuckin bango! I would go down on her English muffin, and demand she call me Thomas, as I lick her soaked fuckin snatch, and slug Jager-bombs right out of her ass! Have a day! Pull your prick in the unisex bathroom, and tell all your co-workers about it! Butter that bagel! Cream that cunt!!!! Prick Cabin is back, and I'm keeping the doors open all day long! Free fuckin WiFi!!!!