Breaking News: Chris Simms Acquitted Of Pot Charge!!!

Victory! The 30-year-old Tennessee Titans quarterback, Chris "Panama Red" Simms, has been found not guilty of driving baked!!! Congrats, Chris! This bong is on me, pal! Simms was pulled over last July on Houston Street in Manhattan, when cops smelled an intense odor of marijuana coming from the vehicle, and proceeded to arrest the second-generation quarterback. "I love the NYPD, and I am mad this happened," said Simms. I understand, Chris, it happens to the best of us!!! Prick Cabin salutes you! Smoke 'em if you got 'em!!!