Quote Of The Day!

"Uncle Mo is a franchise player. Our confidence level with a healthy Uncle Mo would have been pretty high. He is a superstar." - Todd Pletcher*

Alright, Todd, can we please relax here? I know you're Uncle Mo's trainer, and you have one of the best track records ever when it comes to the ponies, but I think you're going a little overboard here. Franchise player? Superstar? Who the fuck are you talking about, prick? Tom Brady?!? This is a horse, not Kevin Fuckin Durant! My goodness, if I didn't know any better, then I'd bet you're briefs are soaked from jizzing in your jeans! It's a fuckin horse, not a human! Who needs strip clubs when you can go to OTB, right Todd!?! Geez, what do you wack off to? The Horse Whisperer?!?! I'm going to gallop on over to the local spa, so I can saddle up for a happy fuckin ending! Kentucky Derby Pick/Preview coming tomorrow morning! Stay tuned!!!