Lakers Vs. Mavs Game 3 Tonight!

Suspended!?!?! Kick him off the tour, Doug!!! David Stern has suspended Prick Cabin favorite, Ron Artest, for tonight's crucial Game 3 in Dallas. The defending champion Lakers have their backs against the wall, and they know it. Put your money where your pussy is, Coach Jackson! Prepare your fuckin players for once! Who knows, folks? Perhaps Phil has his heart set on coaching the Knicks in 2012? Whatever the case may be, the Lakers need to snap out of this fuckin funk they're in. I'd suggest they watch the commercial of the grandparents who are going down fuckin roller-coasters, and swimming laps left and right in an olympic-size swimming pool! Do you pricks know the advertisement I'm talking about? The grandpa blows out his 65th birthday cake candles, and gives an immediate fist pump! If I were him,  I would've beat off all over the candles instead! Now that's how you put a fuckin flame out! Enough is enough already! Then again, what the fuck do I know? I'm the same guy who tests how strong the winds are by putting my prick in the air, rather than my index finger!