Cinco De Pricko At Prick Cabin!

Pussy pinatas abound on a brisk Thursday morning at Prick Cabin! Whattya say, folks! Happy Cinco De Pricko! We're throwing a big party at the Cabin today, and I plan on flashing my fuckin burrito at every broad I see!!! I want to see some skin fuckin tacos, baby!!! I'll supply the beef! The Chicago Bulls bounced back last night with a big Game 2 victory to tie their series with the Hawks, while the aging Lakers fell behind 2-0 to the Mavericks! Woah! Who saw that one coming?!? I know I didn't, but I'm the same fuckin guy who was brushing his teeth with Jose Cuervo this morning! I'm not kidding, folks, I'm wearing a fuckin pancho right now that reads, 'Kiss The Prick!' Enough already! The pinatas in the living room are full of condoms, baseball cards, mini-bar nips, and pornos! What are you losers waiting for! Hit the fuckin things! I've already slammed down 10 tequila shots, and a six-pack of Tecate!!! While you pricks are jamming jalapenos up your asses, I'm pounding snatch! I'm ready to dip my noodle in some clam enchiladas!!! Who's coming with me!?! I don't always suck tits, but when I do, I prefer Dos Nipples! Let's go!