Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries Are Getting Hitched!!!

It's official, folks! Kim "My Tush Will Swallow Your Dick" Kardashian and Kris "I Play For The Newark Nets" Humphries are engaged!!! The couple has dated for just six months, but similar to Uncle PMAC, they banged on the first fuckin date!!! These crazy kids have no clue what they are getting themselves into. I give it a week, losers!!! The big question here is will Khloe be invited to the wedding, or does she have an acting shoot that day for Operation Dumbo Drop - The Sequel!!! Woah! Who knew Danny Glover and Lamar Odom shared twats!?!