Wolverines Mock Ohio State's Tressel!

If this isn't the best thing a Big 10 university has done in fifty fuckin years, then I must be blacked out from all the Twisted Tea I've been chugging since dawn! Where the fuck am I?! Prick Cabin or Doris "The Clitoris" Burke's duplex?! What a billboard! Sit on that, Tressel! You no-good cheater, you! Clearly a Michigan football fan has paid for this ad to be erected on Interstate 94 westbound outside Detroit, and I'm sure the prick is receiving plenty of praise for his bold purchase. Sorry Fuckeye fans! You suck!