Chowder Du Jour!

Where has this bowl of box been all my life?! Moran Atias is about as much of a fuckin smokeshow as you'll find at market price. I'm not kidding, folks, when this piece of tush walks through the Cabin, even Nemo gets jealous! Seriously, you might as well have woke up in a fuckin sushi store, and even the candles are sashimi-scented! I'll dip my king crab claws right into the well of hot butter in Moran's fuckin fanny-hole! Delicious! You pricks have heard of the Deadliest Catch?! Well she has the Deadliest Snatch!!! How many licks does it take to get to the center of the tootsie-twat!!!