Duke's Kyrie Irving Turning Pro!

Kyrie Irving has decided to leave Duke after just one year, and enter his junk in the 2011 NBA Draft. Kyrie is a talented prick, but he better get with the fuckin program, or else he'll find himself sucking down shrimp at Red Fuckin Lobster until the prawns come home!!! Sionara, Coach K - I'm taking my talents to the NBA! I remember my first O'Doul's!