MLB Assumes Control Over Dodgers!

The inevitable happened yesterday, as Bud "Sit On My Shriveled" Selig and Major League Baseball, assumed control over the cash-stricken Los Angeles Dodgers until further notice. I'm sorry, folks, but this is a pretty sad situation, because it's not as if the Dodgers are just any old franchise in the league. While plenty of memories, and die-hard fans remain in Dodgers lore, the divorcing McCourt's have ruined this once proud organization. Their finances are a fuckin mess, and I have nobody to blame but that twat, Jamie "I Need $200K Per Month To Survive" McCunt! Who the fuck does this bitch think she is!?! Suzanne Dorn?!?! Where would Jamie be without her ex-husband Frank? This slut walks around her mansion acting like Land O'Lakes wouldn't melt in her fuckin mouth!!! Seriously, I ought to slap this snatch with a stale piece of pumpernickel! The Dodgers continue to cut payroll, while searching for loans, and they left Commissioner Selig with no other option, but to take control of the day-to-day operations of the ballclub! Unbelievable!  Don't give up hope, Dodgers fans. You must keep hope alive...

Oh, yes, I almost forgot. Get ready, Mets fans, because you're next!!!!