Celtics Edge Knicks For 2-0 Series Lead!

If you're a Knicks fan, and you thought Sunday night's Game 1 was a gutwrenching heartbreaker, then last night's Game 2 outcome probably made you slice your fuckin prick off! The Knicks once again blew a lead in the final 45 seconds of the game, and fell short by three points to the Celtics, 96-93. Amar'e Stoudemire sat out the entire second half with back spasms, while Chauncey Billups recorded a DNP with a knee strain, so it turned into the Carmelo Anthony show, as the superstar small forward poured in 42 points, hauled in 17 rebounds, and dished out 6 assists. Sorry, Melo, but it was all for fuckin nothing, because the Knicks defense couldn't stop Rajon Rondo all night long. The Celtics point guard had a career night, scoring 30 points, and handing out 7 dimes, while leading Boston to a 2-0 series lead, and getting to the rim whenever he pleased. The Co-Losers of the game were Amar'e Stoudemire and Bill Walker, so for that award, they will win a couple of loose fuckin Fleshlights, and they can go fuck themselves until the cocksuckin' cows come home! Prick Cabin will be attending Game 3 Friday night at Madison Square Garden, when the Knicks will look to make one final stand in this disheartening first-round series.