Breaking News: Kentucky's Knight, Jones, & Liggins All Turn Pro!

I don't know about you pricks, but I expected Kentucky's Brandon Knight and Terrance Jones to both turn pro, but Deandre Liggins too? He came as a bit of a surprise. Coach Calipari continues to churn out NBA talent, and the Knight-Jones combo is as talented as it gets. I wonder if these guys plan on doing any homework the rest of the semester? I know I wouldn't! I'd be hanging out at the strip-clubs, and Churchill Downs! Seriously, folks, I'd be jizzing in every bonnet I saw! Come here, bitch! Let me fill up your hat with my own version of the Prick Julep! I got your Bourbon whiskey right here!!!!