NBA Creeps Of The Week!

Good morning on another gorgeous Prick Cabin Sports Friday!!! Let's get things started with the Sacramento Kings, and these creepy fuckin fans of theirs! Sorry, fuckos, but your beloved conquerors of the hardwood are moving out of the capital, and heading south to Anaheim next season! The sluts of Orange County abound, so stick those signs up your fuckin asses, and get to bed!!! "They Will Always Be Our Kings!?!?!?!?!" "Take My Life But Not My Kings!?!?!?!" Newsflash, jerkoffs, they won't always be your Kings, because they are leaving town! Get a clue, you little creep! How about the prick with the other sign? Take my life, but not my Kings? Is this idiot serious? He's willing to die for the Kings? Yikes! I'm beyond tired of creeps like this!!! These fuckin pricks are what I like to call UFF's! Unidentified Flying Fucks!!! That being said, I think I rather fuck Garfield, than be a fuckin Kings fan! Seriously, folks, I'd go fly-fishing with my fuckin prick, and use my balls as the bait, before I'd ever shed a fuckin tear over such a loser franchise!!! The season is over, creeps! Now find something else to do, you fuckin freaks! Let's get really juiced up on a big Friday! Plenty more to come today, so put the decaf down, and get fired up! TGIPCSF!!!!