Milwaukee Brewers Extend Ryan Braun Through 2020!

Bernie the Brewer decided to flex his muscles yesterday when he gave Ryan Braun a 5-year $105 Million extension, which will now keep the slugger in Miller Park through 2020. The 27-year-old boasts a .308 career lifetime batting average, and looks forward to spending the rest of his time in Milwaukee, where all the snatch smells like a hunk of sharp fuckin cheddar! This new deal will be thrown on top of the 7-year $45 Million extension Braun signed back in 2008 after winning the NL Rookie of the Year, which was the largest contract ever by a player with less than one year of service time.