VCU Upsets Kansas!

Is this serious, folks? If you had Butler and VCU heading to Houston, then you might as well spank the Premio in your pants until the cocksuckin cows come home! What in the hell is going on out there!?!?! Shaka Smart and Brad Stevens are both virgins! Seriously, these fuckin pricks aren't even allowed to get into bars! Rock Choke Jayhawks once again! Kansas continues to disappoint come tourney time, as they've now lost to Northern Illinois and VCU in back to back years, while being a #1 seed. Perhaps Bill "I Fuck My" Self ought to take a look in the mirror, and figure out if he was a pecker or a fuckin clam between his legs! They are partying in Richmond, and VCU is going to the Final Four! Absolutely amazing! Who could have ever seen this coming? Butler Vs. VCU? No thanks, I'll pass and watch Alaska State Troopers instead! The Rams are cutting down the nets in San Antonio!!! Someone get Shaka Smart a decaf!