Kentucky Punches Ticket To Houston!

Coach Calipari's Cats are on their way to the Houston, and they plan on making plenty of fuckin noise this week! Kentucky wore down the Tar Heels, 76-69, and Calipari will now bring his third different program to the Final Four. Terrence Jones teeth might make the sun jealous, but he sure can play! UConn and Kentucky are set to dance, and Prick Cabin will be sure to supply the pick! I'll bang a bowl of Raisen Bran if I get it wrong, and then I'll wipe my fanny with your fuckin diary! In the words of the great Gus Johnson, "This is March Madness!!!!"