Loser Du Jour!

When the backup goalie comes on to the ice, and fractures your fuckin face, then you must be an ultimate loser, right? Well, folks, that's just what Pittsburgh Penguins reserve-goalie, Brent Johnson, did to the Islanders netminder, Rick "Dickless" DiPietro! DiPietro suffered facial fractures from Johnson's powerful left hook, and the goalie will miss the next 4-6 weeks! Take that, Rick! So when someone asks me how my prick feels, I just say, 'Like DiPietro's face - it needs surgery!' Perhaps Rick will use this free time to catch up on a couple of novels? Charlotte's Pussyweb is a favorite of mine, and as is Cunts Courageous. That cocksucker Rudyard Kipling sure can write!! If DiPietro had any honor, then he'd stick his dick in a blender, and press the fuckin on-button! How about a little heart, you loser! The Islanders fans deserve more than a gutless goaltender! Sit on it, Rick! Keep wacking off with your gloves on, you freak! Take the puck out of your ass, and grow up! Valentine's Day is around the corner, and you're daydreaming about chocolate-covered dingleberries!!!!!!! That cocksucker Russel Stover called, he wants his bluetooth back!!!!!!!!! LOSERS!!!!!!