Friday Treat!

I guess since I'm such a nice fuckin guy, I figured I'd give everybody a little treat this afternoon! Feast your eyes on that gorgeous derriere, and be prepared to sniff her underwear! I'm sorry, Baby, my name's not Scott - how about you bend over, so I can lick your twat? It's not like I'm trying to be inappropriate, I guess it's just me, so may I taste the clit? My name is Uncle PMAC, and I'm not going gray - I'm actually the kinda prick who puts the vagina on layaway! Now spread that tush, and don't be shy! Just ask my girls, I'm a real nice guy!!! My junk is smooth, not like a rose that's thorny, so sit on my dick, baby, PMAC's horny!!!! Excuse me if my tone is condescending, this has been bad week, and I need a happy fuckin ending!!!